hmmm someone onusds a little too much like Troy McCluer all i can think of is theres plenty of fish in the sea and a quote from the movie Big Fish the only way to catch an uncatchable fish is to offer her a wedding ring. and neither are really funny just all i could think of.EDIT: wait i remembered one. its not really a saying but its kinda clever:about the ridiculousness of the english language.did you know that ghoti could be prenounced as fish ?if you pronounce each letter thusly:•the gh = f as in rouGH•the o = i as in wOmen•the ti = sh as in naTIon