April 22, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Getting the Cows Attention
April 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Having A Microsoft Employee For A Husband
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.
The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.”
The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!”
The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…
April 22, 2009 at 11:00 am
Polish Proverb – Who Cries When For The Wedding
Polish Proverb:
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
April 22, 2009 at 9:00 am
Women vs Men At Shopping
April 21, 2009 at 5:00 pm
The Blonde’s Diet
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded, “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”
“From hunger, you mean?”, asked the doctor.”
“No, from all that skipping.”
April 21, 2009 at 3:00 pm
The Simpsons Last Supper
April 21, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Richard Needham – First Half vs Second Half
Richard Needham:
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
April 21, 2009 at 11:00 am
Fat Kid Singing TNT
April 21, 2009 at 9:00 am
The Lonely Frog’s Predicted Future
A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.
His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?”
“No” says the psychic, “in a Biology class.”