April 24, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Weekly Recap – 04/20/2009 – 04/24/2009
Videos
The Dangers Of Microwaving A Peep (Video of the Week)
We Didn’t Start The Flame War
Crazy Bike Tricks
Numa Numa Guy
Fat Kid Singing TNT
Seth Rogen – Stand Up in 1996
Pictures
Pedo-Barney (Picture of the Week)
Hopscotch On A Roof
Getting the Cows Attention
Women vs Men At Shopping
The Simpsons Last Supper
Backwards Leg?
Jokes
The Redneck Patch (Joke of the Week)
Forgetting The Wedding Anniversary
Having A Microsoft Employee For A Husband
The Blonde’s Diet
The Lonely Frog’s Predicted Future
The Talking Parrots
Quotes
Patrick Murray – The Trouble With The Internet (Quote of the Week)
Spike Milligan – A Perfect Marriage
Polish Proverb – Who Cries When For The Wedding
Richard Needham – First Half vs Second Half
Richard Nixon – Solutions Are Not Answers
Drew Barrymore – Hugging 10 People At A Time
April 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Video of the Week – The Dangers Of Microwaving A Peep
April 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Picture of the Week – Pedo-Barney
April 24, 2009 at 11:00 am
Joke of the Week – The Redneck Patch
Frank and Bubba were driving home from the bar when Frank noticed blue lights flashing in his rearview mirror.
Bubba got scared stiff and started freaking out because of the beers they had in their laps.
Frank told Bubba just to shut up, do what he does, and let him do the talking.
Frank then ripped the label off his beer,licked the back of it and slapped it onto his forehead.
Bubba went right along and done the same.
The officer walked up to the truck and asked, “Have you had anything to drink tonight?”. Frank replied, “No sir. Not a drop.”
The officer looked confused and said, “You sure?”. “Yep”, said Frank. The officer in a mad voice said, “Then what’s that on yall’s forehead?”
Frank said calmly, “We’re alcoholics and our doctor said it would be best if we were on the patch.”
April 24, 2009 at 9:00 am
Quote of the Week – Patrick Murray – The Trouble With The Internet
Patrick Murray:
The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
April 23, 2009 at 5:00 pm
We Didn’t Start The Flame War
April 23, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Spike Milligan – A Perfect Marriage
Spike Milligan:
It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.
April 23, 2009 at 11:00 am
Forgetting The Wedding Anniversary
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him… “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”.
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.