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April 13, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Meeting the Pope

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A rich American tourist was traveling in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a long line with an expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and talk a few words with him.

As the Pope made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him.

The Pope then stopped next to a low-life, leaned over and whispered something in the man's ear, and made his way on again.

This really angered the American. After speaking with the low-life, the American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Pope would speak to him the next day.

The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Pope and hopefully exchange a few words. The Pope was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear...

"I thought I told you yesterday to get the fuck out of here."

Comments (3)

Posted by Suzyn on December 7, 2011 at 5:56 am
Very valid, pithy, scucnict, and on point. WD.
Posted by nhffogoa on December 8, 2011 at 1:37 am
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Posted by ciybbzvinr on December 10, 2011 at 4:31 am
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