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April 24, 2009 at 11:00 am
The Redneck Patch
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Frank and Bubba were driving home from the bar when Frank noticed blue lights flashing in his rearview mirror.
Bubba got scared stiff and started freaking out because of the beers they had in their laps.
Frank told Bubba just to shut up, do what he does, and let him do the talking.
Frank then ripped the label off his beer,licked the back of it and slapped it onto his forehead.
Bubba went right along and done the same.
The officer walked up to the truck and asked, “Have you had anything to drink tonight?”. Frank replied, “No sir. Not a drop.”
The officer looked confused and said, “You sure?”. “Yep”, said Frank. The officer in a mad voice said, “Then what’s that on yall’s forehead?”
Frank said calmly, “We’re alcoholics and our doctor said it would be best if we were on the patch.”
Bubba got scared stiff and started freaking out because of the beers they had in their laps.
Frank told Bubba just to shut up, do what he does, and let him do the talking.
Frank then ripped the label off his beer,licked the back of it and slapped it onto his forehead.
Bubba went right along and done the same.
The officer walked up to the truck and asked, “Have you had anything to drink tonight?”. Frank replied, “No sir. Not a drop.”
The officer looked confused and said, “You sure?”. “Yep”, said Frank. The officer in a mad voice said, “Then what’s that on yall’s forehead?”
Frank said calmly, “We’re alcoholics and our doctor said it would be best if we were on the patch.”
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Posted by Crystal on September 1, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Now that is just to funny
Posted by Thongamcha on April 5, 2012 at 2:05 am
, hey, what are you guys here for? The first one says Well, I'm here 'cause I think I got the world's slalmest hands, look he shows his hands and they all agree that he has the slalmest hands. The second one says I'm here because I think I have the slalmest feet, look and he shows his feet and sure enough they all agree that he has the slalmest feet. The two midgets asked the one that just walked in and he says, Well, I'm in here because I think I have the slalmest penis. I'm embarrassed and I don't want to show you guys. The other two agree that it would be embarrassing. The first guy goes in and 10 minutes later he comes out jumping up and down. I did it! I'm in, I have the slalmest hands! they all cheer. The second one goes in and 10 minutes go buy. He comes out the same as the first. I did it! I have the slalmest feet! they all cheer. The two then say good luck to the third man. ! hour goes by and finally the third midget comes out and he's pissed. What's wrong? What happened? ask the two. The third midget says, I just want to know, who the hell is LeBron James? Get it? Short adult? Really, you put in the name of the person you're telling the joke to, or someone you both hate. I couldn't think of anyone else.
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