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February 24, 2009 at 5:00 pm

The Violist

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There was a boy in kindergarten who played the viola. One day, he came home and said, “Mommy, today we practiced counting! I got all the way up to 10, but most of the kids messed up around 6 or 7!!!” and his mom said, “Good, that’s because you’re a violist.” The next day he came home and said, “Mommy, today we practiced the alphabet! I got all the way to the end, but most of the kids got messed up around “s” or “t”!” and his mom said, “Good, that’s because you’re a violist.” The next day, he came home and said “Mommy, guess what, they measured us today and I’m the tallest person in the whole class!!! Is that because I’m a violist, too?” and his mom said, “No, dear, that’s because you’re 25 years old.”

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Posted by Patsy on December 7, 2011 at 1:06 pm
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