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January 23, 2009 at 11:00 am
Messing Up Words
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These two guys walk into a bar, and they’ve each got a black eye… The bartender asks the first guy. “What happened to you?”
The first guy responds “I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big breasted and I accidentally said `Two pickets to titsburg please!’ and I MEANT to say ‘Two tickets to Pittsburgh!’ and she hit me..”
The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. “And you?”
The second guy responds “I had a slight mishap of words also.. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say ‘Please pass the margarine’ but instead, I accidentally said `You stupid bitch, you ruined my life’…”
The first guy responds “I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big breasted and I accidentally said `Two pickets to titsburg please!’ and I MEANT to say ‘Two tickets to Pittsburgh!’ and she hit me..”
The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. “And you?”
The second guy responds “I had a slight mishap of words also.. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say ‘Please pass the margarine’ but instead, I accidentally said `You stupid bitch, you ruined my life’…”
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