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April 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Man’s Worst Nightmare
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After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asked. “No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Sheila replied, “That’s me before the operation.”
Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asked. “No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Sheila replied, “That’s me before the operation.”
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Posted by Sheila on June 24, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Eh hem .......
Posted by blueberry on November 7, 2011 at 1:03 pm
WoW
Posted by Heloise on December 7, 2011 at 6:03 am
Never seen a bteetr post! ICOCBW
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Posted by lmao on January 12, 2012 at 9:33 pm
Lmao Damn that's hilarious
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