April 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Man’s Worst Nightmare
After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asked. “No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Sheila replied, “That’s me before the operation.”
Comments
Money4Invest wrote:
OMG!!! This is the worst nightmare for the man. Hope that man will not suicide later. :)
brooke wrote:
thats fukin funny but sick at the same
time lol but anywayz its so funny
im cryin lol
gas card wrote:
LOL, now I wonder what type of love they were making before he saw that photo, lol. That’s gotta suck though after hearing that.
Cash Back wrote:
It’s funny, but kinda disturbing. Must’ve been a convincing operation.
Invisalign Cost wrote:
Boy did that give me a serious laugh! This is SNL-worthy material.
Dekoracje Okien wrote:
Damn. It’s funny until it happens to you. But unless you pass out often from being drunk, it should remain funny forever :D
Mold Removal Florida wrote:
Always love fun with knowledge. agree good msg with funny sentence.
Condos in Florida wrote:
Uppps Dam, what if this happens in reality ;-) , quite funny joke it not turned in reality with any man :)
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Very funny. I like you this jock because it also give one serious massege to the world with the funny way.