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March 30, 2011 at 4:43 pm
The Eternal Optimist
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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say "It could have been worse." His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, "Where's Gary?"
And one of his friends said, "Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself."
Joe says, "Well it could have been worse."
Both his friends said, "How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!"
Joe says, "If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!"
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, "Where's Gary?"
And one of his friends said, "Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself."
Joe says, "Well it could have been worse."
Both his friends said, "How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!"
Joe says, "If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!"
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Posted by thewranger@hotmail.com on July 19, 2011 at 8:27 pm
i dont get it....
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Posted by sam on July 24, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Joe was sleeping w/ garys wife
Posted by Nevea on December 6, 2011 at 10:34 pm
Short, sweet, to the point, FREE-elxacty as information should be!
Posted by dfxxnfjrz on December 7, 2011 at 7:27 am
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Posted by nqiiouv on December 10, 2011 at 4:08 am
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