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Demetri Martin - Batteries :: Male
Batteries are the most dramatic of objects. Everything else breaks or stops working. Batteries die.
February 12, 2008 - 5 Comments
8.0/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1532 Views |
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Demetri Martin - Escalators :: Male
If I have the choice between and escalator and an elevator, I always take the elevator. I tripped on...
February 12, 2008 - No Comments
9.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1440 Views |
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Rodney Dangerfield :: Male
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want...
February 11, 2008 - No Comments
8.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 1322 Views |
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H. L. Mencken :: Male
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, th...
January 7, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 453 Views |
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Unknown :: Male
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked...
December 19, 2007 - 3 Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 413 Views |
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Jean Kerr :: Male
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something...
January 7, 2008 - 6 Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 398 Views |
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Diana Jordan :: Male
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts a...
December 19, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 390 Views |
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Tim Allen :: Male
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
December 19, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 388 Views |
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Kathy Lette :: Male
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
January 7, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 381 Views |
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Rita Rudner :: Male
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
January 7, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 332 Views |
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