Funny Quotes

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	Demetri Martin - Escalators :: Male If I have the choice between and escalator and an elevator, I always take the elevator. I tripped on... February 12, 2008 - No Comments 9.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1270 Views
	Rodney Dangerfield :: Male I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want... February 11, 2008 - No Comments 8.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 1166 Views
	Demetri Martin - Batteries :: Male Batteries are the most dramatic of objects. Everything else breaks or stops working. Batteries die. February 12, 2008 - No Comments 8.0/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1346 Views
	Lara Flynn Boyle :: Male I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker... November 6, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 207 Views
	Robin Williams :: Male See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a ti... November 6, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 221 Views
	Tim Allen :: Male Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit... November 15, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 266 Views
	Madonna :: Male Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. November 22, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 167 Views
	Dennis Leary :: Male All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. November 22, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 251 Views
	Rita Rudner :: Male If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children... November 29, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 181 Views
	Henry Youngman :: Male All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. November 29, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 215 Views

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