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Unknown Unknown :: Male
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked...
December 19, 2007 - 3 Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 414 Views
Tim Allen Tim Allen :: Male
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit...
November 15, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 301 Views
Tim Allen Tim Allen :: Male
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
December 19, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 388 Views
Roseanne Barr Roseanne Barr :: Male
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a...
December 19, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 217 Views
Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield :: Male
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want...
February 11, 2008 - No Comments
8.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 1322 Views
Robin Williams Robin Williams :: Male
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a ti...
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 265 Views
Rita Rudner Rita Rudner :: Male
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...
November 29, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 206 Views
Rita Rudner Rita Rudner :: Male
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
January 7, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 332 Views
Madonna Madonna :: Male
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
November 22, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 197 Views
Lara Flynn Boyle Lara Flynn Boyle :: Male
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker...
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 244 Views
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