Funny Quotes

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	Unknown :: Male I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked... December 19, 2007 - 2 Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 377 Views
	Lara Flynn Boyle :: Male I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker... November 6, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 218 Views
	Robin Williams :: Male See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a ti... November 6, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 233 Views
	Tim Allen :: Male Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit... November 15, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 276 Views
	Madonna :: Male Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. November 22, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 173 Views
	Dennis Leary :: Male All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. November 22, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 269 Views
	Rita Rudner :: Male If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children... November 29, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 187 Views
	Henry Youngman :: Male All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. November 29, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 224 Views
	Elayne Boosler :: Male My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would... December 19, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 176 Views
	Beverly Mickens :: Male I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am... December 19, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 215 Views

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