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Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor :: Female
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
February 11, 2008 - 1 Comment
3.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1069 Views
Pablo Picasso Pablo Picasso :: Female
For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
November 9, 2007 - No Comments
3.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 231 Views
Dick Van Dyke Dick Van Dyke :: Female
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
November 5, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 170 Views
Margaret Thatcher Margaret Thatcher :: Female
In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
November 5, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 170 Views
Gloria Steinem Gloria Steinem :: Female
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
November 21, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 155 Views
Miguel De Cervantes Miguel De Cervantes :: Female
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
November 26, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 163 Views
Groucho Marx Groucho Marx :: Female
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
November 26, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 161 Views
Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde :: Female
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
December 4, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 226 Views
Marcel Achard Marcel Achard :: Female
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their cloth...
December 18, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 151 Views
Sean Williamson Sean Williamson :: Female
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
December 18, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 139 Views
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