Funny Quotes

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	Zsa Zsa Gabor :: Female I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. February 11, 2008 - 1 Comment 3.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1069 Views
	Jimmy Durante :: Female My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 280 Views
	Robert Paul :: Female A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off. December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 320 Views
	Aristotle Onassis :: Female If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 271 Views
	Rudyard Kipling :: Female A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 273 Views
	Phyllis Diller :: Female Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect,... December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 350 Views
	Tim Allen :: Female Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station... December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 322 Views
	Oliver Herford :: Female A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 296 Views
	Sophie Tucker :: Female From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good... December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 359 Views
	Edgar Watson Howe :: Female One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money... December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 280 Views

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