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Homer Simpson :: Stupid
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
February 11, 2008 - No Comments
6.1/10 Rating - 8 Votes - 1629 Views |
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Groucho Marx :: Marriage
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
November 13, 2007 - 1 Comment
4.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 191 Views |
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Mike Myers (Austin Power: Goldmember) :: Movie
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
January 8, 2008 - No Comments
5.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 535 Views |
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Jim Watt :: Stupid
At the finish, it was all over
January 16, 2008 - No Comments
5.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 647 Views |
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Zsa Zsa Gabor :: Female
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
February 11, 2008 - 1 Comment
3.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1069 Views |
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Demetri Martin - Escalators :: Male
If I have the choice between and escalator and an elevator, I always take the elevator. I tripped on...
February 12, 2008 - No Comments
9.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1334 Views |
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Demetri Martin - Batteries :: Male
Batteries are the most dramatic of objects. Everything else breaks or stops working. Batteries die.
February 12, 2008 - No Comments
8.0/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1406 Views |
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Rodney Dangerfield :: Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
November 4, 2007 - 1 Comment
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 179 Views |
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Robert Paul :: Computer
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
November 8, 2007 - No Comments
5.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 190 Views |
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Pablo Picasso :: Female
For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
November 9, 2007 - No Comments
3.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 231 Views |
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