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Rodney Dangerfield :: Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
November 4, 2007 - 1 Comment
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 199 Views |
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Bob Hope :: Age
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
November 19, 2007 - 5 Comments
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 210 Views |
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Ron Burgundy (Anchorman) :: Movie
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale'...
December 21, 2007 - No Comments
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 248 Views |
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Minnie Pearl :: Marriage
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so...
January 2, 2008 - No Comments
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 239 Views |
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Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura) :: Movie
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
January 8, 2008 - No Comments
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 243 Views |
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George Bush :: Stupid
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
January 10, 2008 - No Comments
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 617 Views |
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Demetri Martin - Escalators :: Male
If I have the choice between and escalator and an elevator, I always take the elevator. I tripped on...
February 12, 2008 - No Comments
9.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1440 Views |
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Rodney Dangerfield :: Male
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want...
February 11, 2008 - No Comments
8.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 1322 Views |
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Demetri Martin - Batteries :: Male
Batteries are the most dramatic of objects. Everything else breaks or stops working. Batteries die.
February 12, 2008 - 5 Comments
8.0/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1532 Views |
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Sir Norman Wisdom :: Age
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other...
November 14, 2007 - No Comments
7.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 251 Views |
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