Funny Quotes

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	Zsa Zsa Gabor :: Female I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. February 11, 2008 - 1 Comment 3.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1019 Views
	Yogi Berra :: Stupid Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. January 10, 2008 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 400 Views
	Woody Allen :: Marriage In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. November 6, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 166 Views
	Woody Allen :: Age Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declare... December 17, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 178 Views
	Woody Allen :: Marriage I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we... December 20, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 240 Views
	Wild Hogs :: Movie Jack: You're gonna pay a disobedience fee of $10,000, plus another $40,000 to rebuild the bar. If yo... January 8, 2008 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 231 Views
	W. C. Fields :: Female Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. December 18, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 123 Views
	Unknown :: Male I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked... December 19, 2007 - 2 Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 359 Views
	Traffic Report :: Stupid Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a f... January 10, 2008 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 483 Views
	Tim Allen :: Male Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit... November 15, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 266 Views

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