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Robin Williams Robin Williams :: Marriage
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
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Hemant Joshi Hemant Joshi :: Marriage
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but st...
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
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Marie Corelli Marie Corelli :: Marriage
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have...
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 161 Views
Ralph Waldo Emerson Ralph Waldo Emerson :: Marriage
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 100 Views
Socrates Socrates :: Marriage
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a p...
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 145 Views
Michel de Montaigne Michel de Montaigne :: Marriage
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 108 Views
Sam Ewing Sam Ewing :: Marriage
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do...
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 126 Views
Richard Pryor Richard Pryor :: Marriage
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 128 Views
Patrick Murray Patrick Murray :: Marriage
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 113 Views
Molly McGee Molly McGee :: Marriage
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
December 20, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 118 Views
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