Funny Quotes

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	Lewis Grizzard :: Marriage I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. January 2, 2008 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 148 Views
	Minnie Pearl :: Marriage Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so... January 2, 2008 - No Comments 10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 206 Views
	Jeff Foxworthy :: Marriage Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts January 2, 2008 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 145 Views
	Ron Burgundy (Anchorman) :: Movie Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during... December 21, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 225 Views
	Ron Burgundy (Anchorman) :: Movie Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale'... December 21, 2007 - No Comments 10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 203 Views
	Ron Burgundy (Anchorman) :: Movie I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, se... December 21, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 270 Views
	Woody Allen :: Marriage I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Well, what we... December 20, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 240 Views
	Anon :: Marriage Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. December 20, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 184 Views
	Mark Twain :: Marriage What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would b... December 20, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 212 Views
	Helen Rowland :: Marriage When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one t... December 20, 2007 - No Comments 0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 195 Views

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