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Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura) :: Movie
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
January 8, 2008 - No Comments
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 198 Views |
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Steve Martin (Bilko) :: Movie
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
January 8, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 143 Views |
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H. L. Mencken :: Male
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, th...
January 7, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 360 Views |
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Rita Rudner :: Male
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
January 7, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 282 Views |
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Jean Kerr :: Male
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something...
January 7, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 348 Views |
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Kathy Lette :: Male
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
January 7, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 337 Views |
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Bernstein (Citizen Kane) :: Movie
Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
January 5, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 143 Views |
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Mrs. White (Clue) :: Movie
Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
January 5, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 151 Views |
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Claude D. Pepper :: Age
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age...
January 2, 2008 - 1 Comment
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 194 Views |
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James Holt McGavran :: Marriage
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriag...
January 2, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 166 Views |
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