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Rodney Dangerfield :: Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
November 4, 2007 - 1 Comment
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 173 Views |
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Dick Van Dyke :: Female
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
November 5, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 162 Views |
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Margaret Thatcher :: Female
In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
November 5, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 161 Views |
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Lara Flynn Boyle :: Male
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker...
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 207 Views |
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Robin Williams :: Male
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a ti...
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 221 Views |
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Robert Paul :: Computer
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 172 Views |
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Harry (Dumb and Dumber) :: Movie
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don...
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 212 Views |
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Woody Allen :: Marriage
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 166 Views |
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Rodney Dangerfield :: Marriage
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 160 Views |
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Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump) :: Movie
(Referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.
November 6, 2007 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 153 Views |
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