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Demetri Martin - Batteries :: Male
Batteries are the most dramatic of objects. Everything else breaks or stops working. Batteries die.
February 12, 2008 - No Comments
8.0/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 1195 Views |
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Demetri Martin - Escalators :: Male
If I have the choice between and escalator and an elevator, I always take the elevator. I tripped on...
February 12, 2008 - No Comments
9.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 1144 Views |
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Rodney Dangerfield :: Male
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he want...
February 11, 2008 - No Comments
8.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 1047 Views |
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Homer Simpson :: Stupid
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
February 11, 2008 - No Comments
6.1/10 Rating - 8 Votes - 1415 Views |
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Zsa Zsa Gabor :: Female
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
February 11, 2008 - 1 Comment
3.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 878 Views |
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Jim Watt :: Stupid
At the finish, it was all over
January 16, 2008 - No Comments
5.5/10 Rating - 2 Votes - 583 Views |
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George Bush :: Stupid
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
January 10, 2008 - No Comments
10.0/10 Rating - 1 Votes - 516 Views |
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Dan Bonner at UMass game :: Stupid
The Minutemen are not tall in terms of height.
January 10, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 534 Views |
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Yogi Berra :: Stupid
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
January 10, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 356 Views |
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Traffic Report :: Stupid
Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a f...
January 10, 2008 - No Comments
0/10 Rating - 0 Votes - 430 Views |
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